by Liz
Fighting fractions by moonlight
Challenging teachers by daylight
Reading Shakespeare at midnight
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She would never forget a math operation
Or the rules of heat condensation
Pi is the symbol for a new generation
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She is the one
Sailor Pi!
"You guys," said Mark after he, Bizzie, Hanni, and Arpiana had safely gotten outside, "I should probably tell you that I'm really not a guardian of time."
"No duh," muttered Arpiana.
"I'm just an average Tomorrow Person."
"What?! How dare you insult the Tomorrow People! We're not average- well maybe we're ordinary kids, but we've got extra ordinary powers-"
"Need any help there?" asked a strangely familar voice.
"OH MY GOD!!!!!" screamed Bizzie.
"What is it?" Mark asked her.
"IT'S ROMEO MONTAGUE!"
"Bizzie, I think you mean Jack Dawson," Hanni told her.
"No, silly," Arpiana said, "It's Felipe, the one who was in the iron mask."
"What ARE you guys talking about?" Mark asked them.
"IT'S LEONARDO DICAPRIO!" All at once, Bizzie, Hanni, and Arpiana fainted.
"Leonardo DiVinci's been dead for years!" Mark said.
"I believe they're referring to me," said the stranger.
"You're not Leonardo DiVinci," said Mark, "I bet you don't even draw."
"I wouldn't be too sure about that..." Finally, Bizzie got herself together and stood up. "What's your name, little lady?"
"My...mmyyyy...name...?"
"Yeah, what's your name?"
"My name is...my name...is..." Not being able to control herself, Bizzie fainted again. Somewhere in the distance, she heard a strangely familiar voice yell, "Fire star power, make-UP!" "I must be so overwhelmed by Leonardo DiCaprio I'm hearing things," she thought.
"Bizzie! What has this evil actor been doing to you?" Bizzie's eyes got wider than tennis balls.
"Jeffy, what are you DOING here?"
"I saw you fall down and I'm here to stop this evil person from having everyone think he's God."
"Well, I do have a few-"
"I KNOW who you are, "Leo," and you will not subject any more innocent people to your garbage! Fire beam!" Bizzie watched in horror as a beam of fire was ommited from Jeffy's hands. It scorched Leonardo's nose and made him fall over.
"Owwwwwww!" he cried. Hanni's eyes widened as a glob of plastic skin fell of Leo's nose.
"Wha ha ha ha ha ha!" cried Jeffy.
"How dare you!" cried Hanni, "Leonardo DiCaprio is the best actor this world has ever seen and his movies are the best on Earth! If you come near him I'll whack you with my banana!" Jeffy could tell that Hanni meant business, so he backed away with terror. Quickly, Hanni, Bizzie, and Arpiana ran over to their idol to help him up.
"Are you okay, Leo?" asked Arpiana.
"Yeah, I'm fine," he said with a smile, "It's just that I think my nose job was undone."
"I think it looks cute this way," said Bizzie.
"I think you'd look good any way," said Hanni.
"I think I'm going to throw up," said Mark.
"Hey wait a second, you're not..." To the three girls' surprise, it appeared as though Jeffy had mistaken Leonardo DiCaprio for someone else.
"I'm not who?" Leo asked him.
"No one. I'm really sorry, Mr.- I mean, er, Leo"
"No problem, I get attacked by hostile boyfriends of my fans all the time."
"I love how he handled that," Hanni whispered to Bizzie.
"Now, is there anything else I can do for any of you?" Leonardo asked them.
"Yeah," said Bizzie, giggling, "Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure! Where shall I sign it?"
"Anywhere..." Bizzie said, gazing into his eyes.
"You know, you really should have gotten nominated for the Oscars," Arpiana commented.
"Yes I SHOULD have!" he said, throwing his pen down forcefully. The three girls stepped back. "Sorry," he said, "It's just that the Academy Awards are on now and I'm still mad that they didn't even consider me."
"You'll always win in our hearts," said Hanni.
"That's it, I'm torching him," said Jeffy, stepping forward.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Hanni asked him with a note of threat in her voice.
"Nothing," Jeffy said timidly, walking back over to Mark.
"Can you autograph my calculator?" Bizzie asked him.
"Sure," he said, "Who shall I write it for?"
"Bizzie Lizzie."
"Now there's a name you don't forget," he said as he scrawled his name on the back of the calculator.
"I'm Hanni," Hanni said quickly, "And this is Arpiana."
"Pleased to meet you all," he said, "Would you two like autographs as well?"
"We'd love them!" Arpiana piped up.
"Well, I'd better be going," he said, after writing his name on Hanni's banana and Arpiana's jaunting belt. "Have a nice evening."
"We will..." the three girls said.
"I should have stunned him," said Mark.
"Next time," said Jeffy, "I mean, people get oppurtunities like this everyday, right?"
