by Liz
Fighting fractions by moonlight
Challenging teachers by daylight
Reading Shakespeare at midnight
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She would never forget a math operation
Or the rules of heat condensation
Pi is the symbol for a new generation
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She is the one
Sailor Pi!
"AHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Kenny as he turned around. Both he and Bizzie were completely petrified with fear. Never before had they seen such a hideous creature as that which was standing before them.
"Quick, Bizzie, transform!" Bizzie just stood there, completely frozen with terror. "You can do it, Biz." Bizzie still did not move. Kenny nudged Bizzie. "Come on, Bizzie." Bizzie had turned into a statue made of lead while the creature continued to make strange noises. "Bizzie, I can't do this alone," Kenny pleaded, "Snap out of it already." Finally, Bizzie made some effort to communicate.
"I...can't...it's...destroying...my....brrraaaiiinnnnnn....."
"How can a purple dinasour destroy your..." That's when Kenny remembred Queen Beryl talking about her "secret weapon." She had said that if either Thistle or Kenny tried to escape, they would be completely brainwashed by the "secret weapon" which she also referred to as "Barney."
"Bizzie, you have to inscrease your brain power so Barney can't suck it out. Quick, say all that you know of pi."
"I can't..."
"Yes you can, Bizzie, I know you can."
Bizzie closed her eyes and tried to block out the "I love you, you love me..." song which was obstructing her brain waves. As she slowly began to recite pi, she became unfrozen from her state of shock. The faster she recited, the more powerful she felt. When she hit the 31,415,926,535th, huge blocks of ice began to form around her.
"That was incredible!" Kenny exclaimed, "Now attack it!"
"Attack it? How? I've never used an attack before!"
"I thought you were a Sailor!"
"I am!"
"Then attack! Close your eyes and shout whatever you know will destroy it."
Bizzie took a deep breath and said exactly what her heart told her to. "The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: intregral radical power!" The blocks of ice magically through themselves at "Barney" and he was reduced to a mere stuffed animal.
"That was excellent, Bizzie, I knew you could do it." Bizzie took a deep breath and smiled. "Now, I think it's time we go back to school."
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