by Liz
Fighting fractions by moonlight
Challenging teachers by daylight
Reading Shakespeare at midnight
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She would never forget a math operation
Or the rules of heat condensation
Pi is the symbol of a new generation
She is the one named Sailor Pi
She is the one
Sailor Pi!
Bizzie and Jeff-er, Geoffrey began training immediately. It turned out that Geoffrey had assisted the Sailor Scouts many times in fighting evil but never revealed himself to them as anything but a blazing ball of fire.
"How do you do that?" Bizzie asked him when he transformed, "When I said 'pi tangent powder make-up' the other day, I heard strange music from afar and it took me a whole 10 seconds for my outfit to fully mutate into my Sailor costume."
"First of all", Geoffrey began, "It's not a costume, it's a- well, I won't get into that now. You see, I am not a Sailor as you might have gathered. I am something else, something different."
"I'm quite different as well," said Bizzie, sitting down on a swing. They had wandered off into the park.
"I see that", said Geoffrey, "But to become a Sailor you must follow certain rules. That's what I told Sailor Clueless last year when I ran into her when I was visiting L.A. Too bad about her, she just wouldn't stop saying 'like' before every word."
"What do you mean?" Bizzie asked, suddenly apprehensive about what she was getting into.
"Oh don't worry, it'll never happen to you. You're different."
"What happened to Sailor Clueless?"
"Nothing to worry about, just that she became Queen Beryl's slave. I told her a million times, don't be preasured by salespeople who try to take over your mind!"
"Who's Queen Beryl?" asked Bizzie.
"Oh...no one really. Now, let's get back to your transformation. Tell me EXACTLY what happened before you transformed."
Bizzie told him what happened on the fateful night when she'd discovered that she was a Sailor.
"So it's not powder, it's POWER!" Geoffrey exclaimed, "No wonder you were having so much trouble! Now say with lots of energy, 'Pi Tangent Power, Make-Up!"
"But what does that mean?" asked Bizzie.
"You are possesed with the power of Pi, and you should use it to the fullest extent", Geoffrey replied, "By telling it to 'make-up' you are able to use the power of tangents and pi to defeat ANYTHING."
Bizzie's eyes got really wide. "Have my ears not yet-" she cut herself off when she saw the way Geoffrey was looking at her. She smiled and began jokingly, "That's like totally awe-". She cut herself off again, still Geoffrey did not approve. Suddenly, she put on a really really big grin. She licked her lips and exclaimed, "Sweet!"
Her new friend applauded for the first time.